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[the_stab_daddy]

PLAYER INFORMATION

Name: Jac
Journal: the_stab_daddy
Contact information: [AIM] biteyou2death
Other characters: N/A
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Do you want a buddy? Sure!

CHARACTER INFORMATION

Name: Spades Slick (a.k.a Scurrilous Straggler and Jack Noir)
Age: Unknown? He's like centuries old and he doesn't really age. Def 18+ though!
Subject taught: Anger management through Jazz piano
Canon: Ms Paint Adventure
Canon point: End of Act 5 when Spades draws his weapon to kill Snowman.

Personality:

♠ Spades Slick is the frustrated, stressed out, stab-happy, self conscious, dork turned badass leader of the Midnight Crew. Most people think of Spades and they picture him doing a face palm combo over something he just witnessed, that or stabbing the insides out of someone or something else. He has a pretty short temper, it's easy to enrage Spades, which is also pretty dangerous because once you've triggered his bad mood, he flips his shit pretty fast and slips into a deep murderous rage as a result.

Once mad, Slick is quick to use his elaborate assortment of fancy blades to express his rage unto his victim. Spades is a master of any bladed weapon you can think of, however he prefers to use knifes. In his collection you can find at least one rare gun, his horse hitcher (a personal favorite of Spades) as well as such items like Snowman's cigarette holder/lance.

Spades isn't a very talkative chap, he strongly believes that actions speak louder than words, this is something he lives by. He would gladly lovingly stab you in the stomach as a way of greeting you instead of saying hello. He tries and fails at delivering cold blooded one liners when fighting, but he's never got the hang of it yet. However, he has been known to show a little support and encouragement now and again, by means of a harsh slap to the face and words along the lines of Stop blubbering you pansy! Most of the time when he does talk, its not often and its always with an air of annoyance, using violent and vulgar language, mumbling and being surly.

As for morals Spade is a very black and white kind of guy. Either it is, or it isn't as far as he is concerned, there is no middle ground in his way of thinking and looking at things. His determination needs to be credited too I think, seeing as once Spades gets something into his head, he will see it through to the end, no buts or if's. He once made a whole city scope using nothing but desert, now that's dedication!

Spades is very impulsive, be it coming up with new criminal heists to arrange or launching a violent vendetta on a rival mob gang, Spades will act without forethought or hesitation, of that you can be sure of. His impulsiveness slips into curiosity too. If Spades gets his hands on something new, he will soon be fiddling with it until he knows its insides and out, even if this has unfortunate results for him. He has actually had some time traveling mishaps on account of this curious habit of his.

Spades is actually pretty self conscious. I know, it doesn't seem that way what with all his anger and constant stabbing, but he is concerned with how people perceive him and his crew. Spades will face palm combo or toss his hat down in disgust if he is caught doing anything that he would class as embarrassing, like wise, he is quick to reprimand his crew for the same reasons. When Boxcars leaves smut laying around, he is promptly chastised by Spades. Also, Spades would never admit to owning his own perverted material, such as Terrier Fancy Magazine. You can't prove it belongs to him and if you do he'll stab you to death! He doesn't want anyone to know how much he adores ladies of old fashioned class and decorum. Another thing that disgusts Spades, is all the kissing the Troll kids seem to do. Seeing them doing that all the time makes him feel sick!

Lastly, Spades has a warped view of reality and tends to slip into fantasy from time to time. It could be at an inappropriate time such as during a fight, when he decides he wants to ride around on his Horse Hitcher weapon like its a Hobby horse, while jousting someone violently with his lance. There are other times also, when he'd climb into his war chest to pretend it was an exciting car! BEEP BEEP BEEP all aboard the idiot wagon!

A few random facts for you now. Did you know Spades loves candy? Licorice Scottie dogs are his favorite! He's also amazing at playing Jazz piano and can use it as an epic attack too. Being stylish is something Spades is into also, just look at his swag gangster attire, sharp suit and fedora. Random last fact, Spades has the ability to flip one side of his body for the other. That's why he can swap the scare on his face from left to right, or his robotic arm too. If there is one thing Spades hates more than Snowman... It's clocks. All clocks deserve to be destroyed.
That's pretty much Spades Slick...awesome isn't he? ♠

Weapon:

Name: Ace of Spades

Form: Knife/Blade

Upgrades:

• Offence
• Dark
• Poison
• Blind
• Electric

Lost memories:

• Who is Andrew Hussie again? I can't remember.
• What does Doc Scratch look like again?
• Did I actually shoot Snowman? I dunno :\
• Who locked me in the vault and why?
• I have no idea why I have a robotic arm
• Totally forgot that killing Snowman would destroy the universe
• Licorice Scottie dogs what are they again?
• I never formed a pact with Karkat... did I?
• I know what the Midnight Crew look like, but what the hell are their names?!
• So, I was in exile? I don't remember that.

Sample:

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